Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Small penises have feelings too.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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