Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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