I can tuck mytits in my pants
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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