I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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