He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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