no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
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This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I think my moral compass just broke
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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