I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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