haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
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