Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize