my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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