her vagine was all disorganized.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
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