This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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