Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
True but thats because hes a fetus.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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