I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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