Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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