Small penises have feelings too.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
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