She said her name was "party"
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I am mentally ready for anal.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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