haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Even my vagina gasped.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
Randomize
