Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
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