There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
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