I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
He has the fingertips of a God
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