We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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