I have demons in me.
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
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