i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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