I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize