I think my vagina is haunted
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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