She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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