that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
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