this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
May the power of my ass compel you!!
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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