i don't like sucking hair
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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