Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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