When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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