I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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