The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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