used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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