If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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