Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
You may now shotgun with the bride
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
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