we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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