I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
where does the pee come out of this thing
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Randomize
