Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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