he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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