just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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