just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
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