I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
My feet surprised me
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