My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
the night ended with taco bell and tears
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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