JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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