I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
And then my night got REAL pukey
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
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