everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
Just pee around me
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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