My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Randomize
