I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Too much gin, very little bucket
you mean i was at the winter classic?
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
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