Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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