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  • haha i love you girls! i couldn't live without the laughs i get from you! :P

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:18pm
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  • teehee, I admire you. Me too.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 3:15am
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  • +1 for the use of the word "schlong"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:28am
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  • Wanna trade for a day? I've always wondered what it would be like to have girl parts. I can't promise "massive", but..... Unwanted and morning erections can be annoying

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 12:42pm
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  • I, too, have this dick envy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 3:20am
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  • schlong is a great word, and so is wang.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:42am
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  • You uhhh.....you girls know that if you want to have them, they DO have stores where you can buy relatively accurate copies of them. Even ones with handy straps for secure attachment.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 9:33am
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  • "for serious" im surprised this is not a 407 post

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 4:50am
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  • i had no idea that so many girls wanted to have a pleasurepole. gotta make them cry or you failed

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:27pm
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  • This is fucking hilarious. One of the only recent tfln that is actually funny/legit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 9:20am
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  • I've been saying this for years.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 8:14am
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  • If I had a dick I would slap someone with it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 8:39am
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  • Dude! Haha I say that all the time. Getting blowjobs and pissing on everything seems like it would be fun.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 2:00am
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  • Careful what you wish for, having a big dick during everyday life is annoying as fuck. Try peeing in a toilet where the water nearly grazes the tip . That's REALLY annoying.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 1:34am
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  • A+. Also props on "schlong." Double props on being from the area.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 11:18pm
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  • i told my ex-bf i wish i had a dick. he thought i was weird. i'm with 2:00. i feel like having a dick is more fun.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 2:30am
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  • Okay 1:27am, not only do I never meet the funny ones, I never meet the funny and hot ones.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:36am
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  • bahahaha i always say that too

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:26am
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  • having a dick would be serious fun... slapping bitches with it would be first on my list of things to do

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 7:14pm
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  • i just wish i could say SUCK MY DICK and have it WORK. cause "suck my tits" and "lick my cunt" just aren't the same.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 28, 09 at 8:56pm
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  • penis envy now - short haired man hating feminist in 10 years time.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 5:28am
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  • Unless your dick hangs straight down from the bottom of your crotch, you'd have to be about 11" flaccid for it to drape over your balls and dangle the tip near the water line in most toilets.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 2:01am
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  • theres alot of chicks who wanna be reincarnated into a guy with a huge penis , im so on that train as well i just wanna play with my own penis one day

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 6:20pm
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  • So you want to be me?

    Submitted by NYCdood on May 8, 12 at 2:11pm
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  • I'm so with 2:00 and 2:30... having a cock would be great! I am not ashamed to admit that I have penis envy!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 3:16am
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  • Maybe you just go to sleep high

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 3:05am
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  • I want a dick in my next life too... oh the things I could do with a light saber...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 7:44pm
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  • i have dick envy too haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 3:50am
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  • I love a girl who is funny, and I'm from the 440. Life's too short to be stuck on things -- I know that I love to laugh, and I love making other people laugh. if I fall asleep at night and I'm smiling, then I consider it a successful day.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 3:03am
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  • hahahhahaa i feel the exact same way!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 3:14am
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  • i have dick envy. it seems so interesting :P go around fucking people

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 5:09pm
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  • Guys have it so easy. Definitly agree with this

    Submitted by alyybooo on Jan 2, 11 at 4:35pm
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  • This chick is funny. I never meet the funny ones.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:24am
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  • ^it would be interesting if it weren't for that whole "getting people to let you" roadblock.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 9:04pm
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  • haha you guys just dont think the funny ones are attractive, thats all.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 1:27am
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  • my friend always says that she wants to be a guy in the next life and "the first thing i'd do was slap a nun in the face with it"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 8:44pm
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  • Lmfao!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 6:58pm
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  • No doubt!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 6:28pm
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