Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
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