WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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