well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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