the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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