i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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