He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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