I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
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