After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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